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So you endured the 95 days in January, after balling in December, paying school fees, house rent and a million other bills

 

Then finally your endurance paid off and you see payday just ahead

 

Then you remember you borrowed money from Tunde and even took cash advance from your bank

 

While you are still trying to sort your confusion, you get a ‘just saying hi’ message from bae, because Valentine is around the corner

 

What a wawu! You can already see your account balance laughing at you like this

 

This 2018 must be different o, not that brokenness life you endured last year, you know it’s time to borrow yourself brain

 

You decide to check the ARM Money Market fund thing they have been making noise about

 

Chai, the thing is offering more than 12%  sha and you have been dulling all along

 

Quickly you sign up and set up a direct debit because this investment thing is not a joking sturv, no stories that touch please

 

Finally you can relax knowing you will ball through 2018, issa big boy

 

Wait, you still don’t have Money Market fund? Click here to sign up sharp sharp,  no excuses.

 

Welcome to the balling life, may your year be filled with Paydays!

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