- Everyone knows David loves Mary and can’t wait to make her his wife
- They even have official hashtag already, #MaVid2018, all their friends know
- Then David visited her father in Owerri last Christmas
- When they offered him kolanut and palm wine, David knew he had been accepted
- He was smiling from ear to ear, feeling like a sharp guy, until they gave him the list
- The list of the things he’ll bring to marry his beloved Mary gave him instant headache
- The kind of headache pain reliever cannot relieve
- When David got home, he looked through his house for something to sell
- But even if he sells his new TV and land in Epe, he will still not have enough money
- Should David open Go fund me page, or carry placard and be like ‘epp me, I want to marry’
- That’s how he told Mary that they should postpone the wedding to 2029
- It’s not that far na, the official hashtag will just be #MaVid2029
- The only problem is Mary has not picked his call since that day
- Sorry bros, but you cannot pay for the wedding with love
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- That way, you can marry bae sooner, maybe not this year sha depending on how much you choose to invest monthly.
- Worst case, 2020, that one is sha 9 years better than 2029
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