• Everyone knows David loves Mary and can’t wait to make her his wife
• They even have official hashtag already, #MaVid2018, all their friends know

• Then David visited her father in Owerri last Christmas

• When they offered him kolanut and palm wine, David knew he had been accepted

• He was smiling from ear to ear, feeling like a sharp guy, until they gave him the list

• The list of the things he’ll bring to marry his beloved Mary gave him instant headache
• The kind of headache pain reliever cannot relieve

• When David got home, he looked through his house for something to sell
• But even if he sells his new TV and land in Epe, he will still not have enough money
• Should David open Go fund me page, or carry placard and be like ‘epp me, I want to marry’

• That’s how he told Mary that they should postpone the wedding to 2029
• It’s not that far na, the official hashtag will just be #MaVid2029

• The only problem is Mary has not picked his call since that day

• Sorry bros, but you cannot pay for the wedding with love

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• That way, you can marry bae sooner, maybe not this year sha depending on how much you choose to invest monthly.

• Worst case, 2020, that one is sha 9 years better than 2029
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ARM MMF Average yield: 2017 – 16.6%; 2016 – 9.9%; 2015 – 12.8%.

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